SWAMP-DWELLER BLUES

Swamp-dweller Blues

Swamp-dweller Blues

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Every morning, Shrek wakes up and trudges towards his office. It ain't easy being the Head Ogre of an ogrebusiness. He's got mountains of paperwork to deal with, meetings with demanding investors, and the constant threat of pests.

To top it all off, he's gotta fight off the monotony. Sometimes he dreams of just relaxing in his swamp with a good bowl of swamp stew, but duty calls. He grumbles and throws on green his power tie. Another day, another sack of ogre rupees.

Corporate Swamp: Donkey Knows You Feel It

Ya'll feel/sense/know it in your bones. The corporate/biz/establishment swamp/quagmire/sludge is real, and it's thick/churning/sticky. Big/The/Shady money calls the shots/controls everything/runs the show, leaving/screwing over/trampling the rest of us. It's a system/machine/structure rigged against the little guy/ordinary people/you and me.

  • We're/They're/You're all just stuck/trapped/chained in this mess/circus/nightmare.
  • It's/This is/That's time/past time/high time to fight back/break free/make a change.
  • Let's/We can/They should drain the swamp/expose the truth/hold them accountable.

Don't/Ever/Never let them tell you/fool you/brainwash you into believing/thinking/accepting that this is just how things are. We deserve/can have/must fight for a better/fairer/just world.

Marshland Melodies > The Grind

Listen here, partner. This ain't your daddy's concrete jungle. Out here in the swamps , life moves at a different pace . You get your hands dirty, sure, but you also get to breathe fresh air . No deadlines out here. Just the chirping crickets and the soft sunlight. It's a true life, ya know? One you can't find in no corporate ladder climb.

Farquaad's the Big Cheese Send Help

This stinks. Working for him/that little tyrant/the Short King is awful/terrible/a living nightmare. He's always yelling/constantly on my case/demanding impossible things and expects me to be perfect/treat him like royalty/clean his boots. I tried to quit once, and let me tell you, it was a big mistake. Now he's watching me like a hawk/making my life hell/threatening to turn me into an ogre.

I just need a way out of this. Maybe a fairy godmother/a dragon/one of those talking donkeys could help me escape/give me some advice/teach me how to fight Farquaad.

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* I'm pretty sure he's going to fire me/turn me into a frog/make me his jester.

* I can't take it anymore/stand this/deal with this.

* Please, someone, rescue me!

OgreLord 24/7

He's a real savage, but in the best way possible. This dude lives and breathes being an ogre. When he's not stomping around, you can catch him crafting memes. This OGRE has mastered the art of being a funny guy.

  • Nobody's funnier than this ogre
  • Validation from strangers is his lifeblood
  • Get on his good side, or else

Prepare for the Muck

Well folks, you better grab your boots and mosquito repellent 'cause this weekend is gonna be a real slogger. We're lookin' at intense rain all weekend long with temperatures in the mid-80s. If you're thinkin' about headin' outdoors, best pack some extra bug spray and a tarp. It might even be good for gettin' that gator watchin' in.

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